i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
J-Law’s nudes get leaked
Women: Wow, are you kidding? What an invasion of privacy.
Dylan Sprouse’s nudes get leaked
Women: OMG! He’s so hot. I need to share this as fast as possible
Are we really that surprised that someone who exploited Lesbians in a cheap gimmick for fame and fortune is a closet-homophobe?